Monday, 11 April 2016

20 FACTs about MISS RONDO: part two

Before i roll out the gist of today's post (which essentially is a continuation of my last one)...
I would like to take out a few words to appreciate you guys...my reading audience...

Its an awesome feeling when you see me in person and say "hi Ms.Rondo"
(even when you don't pronounce RONDO properly! I may have to put up a post to educate y'all on the correct pronunciation of that word b.t.w... ) or refer to a phrase from previous posts, or just simply laugh because you put up a funny comment after reading the post(s)...

I especially love those of you who refer to "her" in the 3RD person singular (like she's not me)...
she IS an alter ego after all  😉 ...
But seriously...thank you so much guys!...i hope you derive as much pleasure from reading as i do enjoyment from writing...

Most especially though...i would like to publicly acknowledge the "inspirator" of the 20 FACTS about Miss Rondo series...a blogger herself; family; and dare i say...friend...Mz Oluwadamilola Omotunde of ...www.modeboladamilola.blogspot.com...fame...thank you "Dami agba"...
now... "Stella got her groove back"!







So...I'm quite enjoying this 20 FACTS about Miss Rondo series...it gives me the opportunity to do one of my all favorite things...talk about ME!  😘

But that's not all it does...it helps me assess myself also... Like I said in the first part...Miss Rondo is far from perfect; and more, she's honest enough to admit it.
As with most things in this imperfect world, she is a  work-in-progress and this exercise allows 'her' to conduct an assessment...see the things that need work and hopefully, achieve improvement...

but you're not interested in that! You just want the juice!

So here's bottle no...


6. Miss Rondo is a SCAMMER!
Forget ' yahoo-yahoo' for a minute. Have you ever met someone against whom you can NEVER
win an argument...? Whose ability & purpose are geared to have the proverbial last word?...
that person IS Miss Rondo...! The girl can scam!!!...she simply takes pleasure in 'winding' people verbally and seeing how far she can push anyone she comes up against in conversation.
Now don't get it wrong...she doesn't claim to be an authority in this field. But it helps that very few other people have the disposition to carry on verbal tirades like she does. It really is amazing to watch her in that particular element. In fact, i have only heard her once admit to being bested by another in this 'scam arena'...(she's still in awe of that b.t.w.)...but again...that's a story for another day...


7. Miss Rondo is a BULLY...
An escalation of her being a scammer i suppose... I do have to point out however that she never employs this trait (or the previous) with malicious intent...and NEVER to the detriment of the
down-trodden. You might even say she takes a "Robin Hood" approach...
bullying the bullier on behalf of the bullied...


8. Miss Rondo is generous
...with her resources...time, money, skills, etc...to those she deems deserving. Now don't ask me how she determines who is deserving . The criteria could be anything for anyone...ranging from the way they speak to her assessment of the genuineness of their need to what time of the month it is!
But most would agree..Miss Rondo is generous...
What motivates the generosity...another matter...


9. Miss Rondo LOVES children
.always has... She finds their forthrightness refreshing in this jaded world we live in...Interestingly tho...she cant stand teenagers...thinks they are too full of themselves with the added disadvantage of erroneously thinking they are smarter than everyone else... (i imagine she has forgotten so soon, what it felt like to be one)...what will happen when all her godchildren grow up i wonder...

10. Miss Rondo can't dance
...to save her life! i think the reason for that is that over the years, she has placed such a high premium on mental dexterity, that she has left the physical aspect lacking...u should see her try tho...she'd get 11/10 for effort 😂 ...


Unfortunately, i must truncate this post yet again...
But you would agree...we a getting somewhere in our profile of this "Rondo" character

Till next post...enjoy the song on constant replay..














4 comments:

  1. Cheese!! Cheese!! My blog got a mention...Big ups and please let us read the remaining 10 in time

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  2. .....Someone against whom you can NEVER win an argument?????????

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  3. .....Someone against whom you can NEVER win an argument?????????

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