Saturday, 9 April 2016

20 FACTs about MISS RONDO

Good morning GOOD PEOPLE

So..i was awoken today with a need to get something done
Something pending from my (ever-growing) to -do list
And this came to mind...
Feeding my long-starved alter ego...MISS RONDO...which to you may translate to updating my blog

I'll dispense with my usual apologies about my inconsistency in posting,
Needless to say...i am working on it (really, i am)
But that is a story for another day...

Today (as always)... we are focusing on the all important subject of ME!
Specifically though...20 FACTs about MISS RONDO...
Now i know wot u're thinking...How is knowing more about ME beneficial to you
Well...here are a few starters..

a. Knowing more about ANYTHING is always beneficial...knowledge in general is...
b. Knowing more about me specifically would help in your followership of this blog...after all, if you're already following the blog, it means you have some interest in the Miss Rondo personality... reading this particular post can only further help in that career path :D ... and...
c. In understanding the persona that is Miss Rondo...u may yourself identify some personal traits (good or bad) that you previously did not notice; thereby enhancing your self awareness...

although let's be honest here...i'm doing this majorly for ME...
you are secondary in my thoughts as i write this post...

So...back to the subject @ hand...20 FACTs about Miss Rondo...
we'll start with the obvious...and progressively move on to the not-so-obvious...

1. Miss Rondo is an individual with an intelligence level above the average world population...
now...this first fact may seem particularly arrogant, but i assure you...it is not...it it simply what it is...a fact... And while you may initially reject the idea, i 'enjoin' you to go through my previous posts (again: if you had not previously done so) and verify for yourself... if you are not convinced by the end of your read...perharps a verbal conversation with yours truly would do the trick...however; if after all that, you're still not convinced...it may be an indication of your intelligence level, which maybe sadly nothing can be done to improve!


2. Miss Rondo is NOT a nice person
she doesn't believe in it!...She is a firm believer that only GOD is altruistic...that no matter how good a deed, the perpetuator of such a did receive some form of gratuity from it (apparent or not)...in her case...doing good deeds makes her feel good...so she's not nice... which brings me to point No.3...

 3. Miss Rondo is a HEDONIST
most people love pleasure too (most, not all)...but what make Miss Rondo different...she NEVER feels guilty about doing things she finds pleasurable (except of course they are morally questionable ...but even then; when caught in this dilemma, she chooses penance after pleasure rather than no pleasure at all...we only live this life once after all..

 4. Miss Rondo LOVES food!
she can eat for Africa!...she's always trying out new places to eat (as much as her meager salary lets her that is)...and nothing is too fine or crude for her palate...she enjoys 'odukun' as well as buffalo wings...garri as well as mashed potatoes...caviar (no, not really) as well as 'titus'...yep...Miss Rondo loves food...her favorites of which include flour and ALL of its family members...which is why, she is ALWAYS on some diet or the other...but i digress...moving on!

 5. Miss Rondo is vain...
you will only agree with this if like me...you have taken time out to find the definition of the word 'vain'...or in this case..."vanity"...described on dictionary.com (awesome website b.t.w for those interested in a pursuit of improving their understanding of the English language) as...
excessive pride in one's appearance, qualities, abilities, achievements,etc.
Now...while i do not take pride in this particular fact...i'm big enough to admit to my shortcoming...i would also like to state explicitly that my vanity is confined to my pride (excessive is such a strong word!) in my qualities...pride in one's appearance, abilities an achievements is in my opinion...nonsensical...as we have no contributions towards them whatsoever...at best...we can (and should) only be humbly grateful when we find ourselves in custodian positions of such traits...

On this note, i must adjourn this particular post...i promise to continue from where i have paused in a 'timely' fashion (or at least more timely that you are used to on this blog'...i'll leave you with yet another of my music video discoveries...currently on constant replay...here... the link...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25LBTSUEU0A&list=PLKJJKEMnnlXAkGbC2kKdUGI_QAZEGPuBW

ENJOY...!!!

p.s.
happy new year :P









4 comments:

  1. Miss rondo named my son with a girls name...

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  2. Miss rondo...!!!!!let me have the privilege of being the second commentator on this post ...."BUT YOU ARE A NICE PERSON ...."

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  3. All soft and mushy inside.... sweet

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  4. All soft and mushy inside.... sweet

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